No

YNM, You Spend Too Much Time On The Internet

 

Yes

HYE spent too much time watching porn?

 

No

HYE, Had A One Night Stand ?

 

I thought this was the YNM... thread, not the HYE tread.

YNM You'd let your partner fulfil their celebrity crush without you being present.

 

No, just a long fun day

HYE gotten a BJ on a city street?

 

Actually, for a few seconds and (get this) it was across the street from the police station!

HYE Left something other than flowers at a grave. Like a bottle of beer, etc.

 

I left a medal I was awarded in high school ROTC on my nephews grave.

HYE been to a child's funeral?

 

HYE noticed this is the Yes-No-Maybe thread and not the Have You Ever thread?

YNM You can pay attention to which thread you're posting in?

 

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No.

YNM Even knowing you'll never meet anyone from this place, do you get embarrassed if you post something stupid?

 

No
As if...

YNM: You would try deep-fried cockroaches at least once.

 

Yes...I've had chili flavored crickets, can't be worse right? lol

YNM You don't care what other people think of you.

 

Maybe, but my patients with humanity as a whole is wearing thin so it’s dipping into the No zone.

YNM You eat at the strip club buffet

 

Strip clubs have buffets ? ? ? In my day I was lucky to get a beer that was actually cold!
To give an answer, I would try it.

YNM You've traveled just to see a particular strip club

 

Nope

YNM you would try nyotaimori

 

Yes, Yes Yes!
I experienced being a diner when in Japan and so much want to try being the "table".
The goal is to not move or react in any way.
Laying there naked (although they do wear the tiniest of G-strings for sanitary purposes) and being slowly uncovered, one piece of food at a time, while the diners go about their meal without acknowledging there's a naked woman in front of them, is such an erotic mental image for me.
They do have men who act as tables too. Just not as common or popular as women.

YNM You'd lick some food item off of another person? (It could be whipped cream, ketchup, whatever. Doesn't have to be on their "naughty" bits.)

 

Yes, I've done that before. Whipped cream, chocolate, honey

YNM There is someone from this site you would really have sex with

 

Yes

YNM there is someone using this site that knows personal details of yours

 

N Not currently.
When we first joined, there was a woman we exchanged personal info with.

YNM If someone you know (in real life) asked if you were (insert your XNXX user name), you'd deny it.

 

Maybe...depends on the person

YNM you would use an app controlled sex toy

 

Maybe a few years back. But anymore . . . Nope

YNM You've taken advice from a friend on how to get someone to have sex with you.